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sprinklesontop ([personal profile] sprinklesontop) wrote in [community profile] fortanon2015-12-13 03:10 pm

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The Anon Dare Meme



♦ Post with your character!

♥ Go Anon and find another character.

♣ Give them a dare that involves another character on the meme.
ex: 'I dare you to challenge Haruka Nanase to a cooking contest!' • 'I dare you to steal Darth Vader's underwear!' • 'I dare you to find the shortest person you can and call them a third grader!' • 'I dare you to find someone with long hair and yank on it really hard!'

♠ Go do your own dares.
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Max Caulfield | Life Is Strange

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-13 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ready for the mosh pit, shaka-anons!]
mettacrusher: tumblr - feredir (don't hate me because i'm the champion)

i'm sorry

[personal profile] mettacrusher 2015-12-13 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Suddenly, there's a giant calculator on a wheel. It's wheeling toward you. With a microphone. Gesturing and speaking to... the 4th wall?]

HELLO AND WELCOME, FORTANON... TO TODAY'S EPISODE OF "WHO WANTS TO BE A STAR?"!!!

[Confetti.]

TODAY WE HAVE OUR FIRST SPECIAL CONTESTANT, MAX CAULFIELD! EVERYONE, GIVE HER A ROUND OF APPLAUSE!

NOW TELL ME, MS. CAULFIELD. YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY THE LOOKS, THE TALENT, AND THE HIDDEN CHARM OF A STARLET, BUT TELL ME TRUTHFULLY: WHY DO YOU DESERVE THE GRAND PRIZE OF 100000000 GOLD AND A CONTRACT WITH MTT STUDIOS? YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES TO CONVINCE OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE THAT YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE NEXT BIG THING! GO!
Edited 2015-12-13 22:20 (UTC)
dramaquing: (cool)

oh my god

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-13 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[You'd think that Max would be more impressed at the sudden appearance of a talking ...calculator?- But lately she has seen it all: sentient dino-robots, talking skeletons, talking goats...
No ok, this is still pretty fucking weird, so she stares at the calculator in disbelief when it rolls towards her.

At least, until she gets distracted by the confetti floating in the air out of nowhere.]


What? Me? Now?

[Oh shit!

She looks around, as if expecting an audience to have appeared out of nowhere as well, but only the calculator is around, thankfully.

She smiles, as brightly as she can]


First of all, I want to thank you all, just the chance of standing here means so much to me.

[She looks at the host (much better than calling it "the calculator") as if expecting a few hints. Better keep it vague.]

It wasn't that long ago that I was just a shy student from a small town like many others, but today I feel like I've grown so much and that is also thanks to this opportunity.

But I know that my journey has only just begun, and if you pick me, I promise I will work hard to keep improving and show you that you made the right choice. I want to make you proud of me.
mettacrusher: tumblr - feredir (don't hate me because i'm the best)

[personal profile] mettacrusher 2015-12-13 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT A WAY WITH WORDS, HUH? I LOVE IT!! BUT OF COURSE, MAXINE- MAY I CALL YOU MAXINE?-- THERE IS SOMETHING OUR AUDIENCE IS SIMPLY DYING TO SEE AS WELL!! SOMETHING THAT WOULD CERTAINLY BOOST YOUR RATINGS AND UP YOUR CHANCE TO BE OUR GRAND PRIZE WINNER! THAT SPECIAL GIFT OF YOURS THAT CAN CHANGE THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. YOUR.........




PHOTOGRAPHY!!!

ANY DIEHARD FAN OF MINE KNOWS THAT THE BEST WAY TO THIS MAN'S HEART IS FLATTERY. AND WHAT'S MORE FLATTERING THAN A GOOD PHOTO?! WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAXINE? CAN YOU WIN THE AUDIENCE--AND ME, UNIVERSAL SUPERSTAR AND OWNER OF MTT STUDIOS--WITH THAT SPECIAL TALENT OF YOURS??
dramaquing: (camera)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-13 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[She's pretty sure she sounded pretty corny, and yet not corny enough for her to win if this were a real contest. Still she's pretty satisfied with what she came up with, at least she didn't choke in front of a fake audience.

For a moment she was sure the host was going to ask her to rewind time and that would have been troubling... how can you prove to somebody your talents if they are not going to remember it?

She doesn't even bother correcting him with "Max, never Maxine", before she can even utter a word, the calculator has already said a million words.]


Of course I can, in fact it will be my pleasure.

[Honestly, she was going to take a picture anyway. Her hands are already holding her instant camera.]

And what better than a picture of you? Why don't you strike a pose for me?
mettacrusher: tumblr - feredir (when i'm dancing with your girlfriend)

[personal profile] mettacrusher 2015-12-13 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF, GORGEOUS! LET'S

GET

BEAUTIFUL!!!

[There's more confetti and a flash of light, and suddenly it's no longer a giant calculator. He's now an android with more legs than a bucket of chicken and-- is that a piano? He's lounging seductively on a piano.]

I'd warn you to get my good side, but look at me! It's all my good side!!
dramaquing: (through a camera)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-13 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[For the second time tonight, Max knows she should be used to robots transforming right in front of her but no, this never gets old.

But it only takes her a couple of seconds to recover from the surprise, she's more than ready to take her picture, no, to demonstrate her talent.]


True, but I think this angle works particularly good in this light.

[She says, backing a few steps away to capture the host properly. Once she picks her spot, she crouches, makes sure that the host is not moving and...]

Smile!

[And the picture is taken and ready to be shown around. Hopefully no-longer-a-calculator will appreciate it.]
mettacrusher: tumblr - feredir (don't be jealous)

[personal profile] mettacrusher 2015-12-14 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
GASP!! [MTT hops off the piano with a loud, metallic thunk and dashes back to his contestant, taking in her work. Why, he's never looked sexier in an amateur photograph!] That angle! That lighting! That smile! Audience, we've picked correctly today!! Ms. Maxine is truly gifted!

(Not that there could ever be a bad picture of me, but with skills like these I might just end up giving you some paparazzi work, darling.) [Wink.]

Now, we've done introductions and the talent segment, but there is one last thing for us to do, Maxine. And THAT....... is what I like to call...

The SOUL Segment.

[Most of the lights dim, leaving only one stage light blaring down on them.] You've a way with words and a way with a camera, yes, but now we need to know what's in your heart. Tell us truly, gorgeous: who's in there that gives your heart its reason for beating? Who inspires you to wield your camera like you do? Who, if you were to win, would you shower with affection and hard-earned prize money?

Speak from the heart, beautiful. Pour your soul into it! We're all watching!!
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[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-14 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[There's nothing anything better than getting compliments over her photography. She's not used to showing off her work, but somehow, she feels fairly sure of herself when it comes to robots. You can hardly go wrong with robots.]

Thank you. It helps having a great model to work with.

[And the host is a great model. She's thinking about adding a joke in there, somehow she's getting really into this, but the host is already moving on and asking her to embarass herself once more.

But she doesn't have to think too hard about this one.]


Well... it's somebody who realized how important photography is for me even before I myself realized how much I love it. My friend Chloe.

[Of course it's her, who else?]

She's been my friend for as long as I can remember, but recently I let her down. I wish to show her how much I care and that I will do everything to make things right for her. My biggest wish is to make her happy,
mettacrusher: tumblr - feredir (don't be angry)

[personal profile] mettacrusher 2015-12-14 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[There's a canned "aww" coming from somewhere. Probably Mettaton's chest-speaker? Either way, he clasps his hands to his chest and looks with a bright smile.]

An honorable wish if ever there was one! I'm sure this Chloe is one lucky gal.

[Then he's spinning back to the "audience", arms in the air, and more confetti falling to the floor.]

Well, that's all the time we have for Ms. Maxine!! Remember, Fort-Anon! If she's the one who won your heart, make sure to vote for her as your favorite! [One last wink for the road.] Thank you again for your time, darling and-- until next time!

More drama!!

More action!!!

More romance!!!!

This has been an excitingly heart-felt episode who MTT's "Who Wants to Be a Star?"! Good night!
dramaquing: (cool smile)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-14 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Max waves back to the imaginary audience, smiling and wondering if this dare was meant for her or Mr. Transformer Calculator. Between the two, she's surely the one who struggled more...

Also, is that prize real? Because she wouldn't mind a little goal... You never know what to expect in this kind of place.]
mettacrusher: tumblr - feredir (sexy leather pants straight from milan)

[personal profile] mettacrusher 2015-12-14 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's like he can read minds. Or maybe he's just really good at reading expressions after speaking to a very quiet and determined child for so long.]

Of course there's a real prize! Where would the excitement be without one?

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Re: Max Caulfield | Life Is Strange

(Anonymous) 2015-12-13 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Max. Tell someone all about your World of Warcraft character.
dramaquing: (Default)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-13 11:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I feel guilty I ignored my character for so long... But sure.
alongcameme: (uhuhuhuh)

[personal profile] alongcameme 2015-12-14 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Webstor's dare to catch three unfortunates in his web is at least a simple one. It's sort of his thing.

For Max he utilises a tried and tested technique. He spins a web across one side of a door she goes through every day and then let's muscle memory walk her into it- failing that, he'll just drop down behind her and let out a 'boo' to make her jump into the web instead.

No way this can fail.
]
dramaquing: (cute guitar)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-14 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[If this were a normal web, Max would have probably walked right into it, she's an unlucky kid.

But this web? She misses it completely when a coin falls from her pocket and she crouches to get it. She is totally unaware what this little bit of luck, will cost her...]
alongcameme: (Spider-Man?)

[personal profile] alongcameme 2015-12-14 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[The heavy thud of a very heavy man hitting the ground behind her follows her duck- it's surprising how well a He-Man huge man can hide, because people so rarely look up.

He has a harsh, raspy voice that informs her to-
]

Run.
dramaquing: (worried)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-14 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hearing the thud behind her, she turns around calmly. Sure that is a weird sound to hear so suddenly around here, but she's not worried... what ever could it be?

WHAT.

THE.

HELL.

And of course she runs. But only after sreaming her lungs out in terror.

Ah yeah, she hits the web but it doesn't really bother her now.]

alongcameme: (HAH.)

[personal profile] alongcameme 2015-12-14 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Webstor is pretty dang evil (you have to be to join a gang called the Council of Evil) so he can't help but let out a maniacal laugh at her shrieking.

Thing is, his web isn't exactly your garden variety silken cobweb. It stretches nicely from her running, but its elasticity will eventually drag an ordinary human back to the start like a bungee cord.

So he just waits where he is for her to realise running is actually off the table.

What a jerk.
]
dramaquing: (worried)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-14 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[And of course Max runs right into the web, panicking as she realizes that she's not moving forward.]

What the-...

[And there she goes, bouncing back and landing on her ass. At this point, she starts to really panick and instead of trying to walk away, she turns toward the thing and raises her hand. Maybe she can rewind and take another road entirely to avoid it?

But that would be to easy, no?

Instead, she murmurs.]


Please don't eat me...
alongcameme: (insert creepy blink)

[personal profile] alongcameme 2015-12-14 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[He sits quite happily on is haunches, staring with all six eyes for a while. When he blinks they make a nasty scraping noise, almost like distant screams.]

Do you really think asking nicely would change my mind?

[He's at least not making a move yet, perfectly still aside from the odd twitch of the extra arms on his back. He's not too hungry at the minute, but he could eat. Honestly, he's trying to make up his mind as they speak.]
dramaquing: (uncomfortable)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-14 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know, they say you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, no?

[Oh God. Is she really talking about catching flies with an 'effing anthropomorphic spider??! Max, what the hell is wrong with you?!]

I mean..! What exactly where you dared to do?

[Distraction, Max! Maybe if she can keep him talking, she might find a weapon to use against him!]
alongcameme: (/musical sting)

[personal profile] alongcameme 2015-12-14 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[With an effortless hop he flips in the air to hit the ceiling, clambering about on all eights to hang upside down directly above Max.]

I already have my fly and I've already completed my dare.

[A smile slides into place as he adds-]

But there were no directions as to what I should do next.
dramaquing: (worried)

[personal profile] dramaquing 2015-12-14 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Max gasps as the spider moves to the chealing, but finally she gathers enough strenght in her legs to stand up.

God, he is terrifying. Apparently, she got really lucky with all the other scary looking creatures and robots she encountered around here.]


Well, you should go back to that anon and tell them you succeeded, no?

[She chuckles nervously as she starts backing away, to where she came from.]

alongcameme: (insert creepy blink)

[personal profile] alongcameme 2015-12-15 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't see a reason to rush.

[With his webs still clinging to her, either direction is just as much a dead end.

Not a good phrase to think about right now, really.

Despite that he inches along when she does to make it clear he's always ready to pounce.
]

Why? Are you in a hurry?

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