keysmashwastaken ([personal profile] keysmashwastaken) wrote in [community profile] fortanon2015-12-20 08:43 pm

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Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!


Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


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kiljoy: (aka let's be reasonable)

My crazy ex-girlfriend tortured and tried to kill me, but I still love her. AMA.

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-20 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
lazyrebellion: (i can say that i'm hurt)

[personal profile] lazyrebellion 2015-12-20 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you considered she isn't into you, dude?
kiljoy: (aka what the fuck)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-20 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
No, the opposite! She's obsessed. I can't get away from her.
lazyrebellion: (sing a song of six-pence)

[personal profile] lazyrebellion 2015-12-20 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So call the cops. Get a restraining order. Stop... being in love with someone who tortured you. That's like.

Stockholm syndrome crap. Shit's bad for you.

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(Anonymous) 2015-12-20 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you should move on, man.
kiljoy: (aka that's news)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-20 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hard to do when you're literally being stalked.
bulletsandbracelets: (eyes closed)

[personal profile] bulletsandbracelets 2015-12-20 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
And what did you do to have this woman? In my experience, people will not try to kill another without motivation. [Diana is suspicious of you] If she does not want your attentions, I advise moving on.
kiljoy: (aka understanding)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-20 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we had our rough moments, but nothing to warrant this. I wish I could move on.
bulletsandbracelets: (not amused waiting)

[personal profile] bulletsandbracelets 2015-12-20 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
And what were these 'rough moments'? [Her eyes narrow] If this ex does not want your attentions, then you do not give them. Keep your affection in private, but you can't force it on someone who doesn't wish it.

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nothawkette: (Default)

[personal profile] nothawkette 2015-12-20 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
If she's crazy and she tortured you, why do you still care?
kiljoy: (aka let's be reasonable)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-20 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose love is blind. [A shrug.] I love her.

[It's as simple as that.]
nothawkette: (04)

[personal profile] nothawkette 2015-12-21 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Guess I can understand that. But, if she's stalking you and stuff, you might want to consider going to the cops or something.

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(Anonymous) 2015-12-20 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Aww honey, you need to upgrade. Come up and see me some time, I'll make you forget all about her.
kiljoy: (aka that's news)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-20 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
...Who are you?

(Anonymous) 2015-12-20 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
A better option.

I don't care who she is.

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givesadamn: (I'm colder than this home)

[personal profile] givesadamn 2015-12-20 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
You deranged asshole.
kiljoy: (aka that's news)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-20 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
There you are again, stalking me! Honestly, Jessica. Can't you just stop?

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zealots: (With a mighty hand)

[personal profile] zealots 2015-12-20 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Your mind is clouded to me. Impressive.

You must learn to temper your passions, man. Divest yourself of your petty personal pursuits and your spirit will reap the reward.
kiljoy: (aka what the fuck)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-20 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, so which religion do you represent?

['Cause that's some impressive hippy bullshit right there.]

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ignoringjohn: (How interesting)

[personal profile] ignoringjohn 2015-12-21 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Still? That is incredibly faithful.

[or other things that aren't entirely complementary, especially when considering the words 'crazy' and 'ex']
kiljoy: (aka send nudes)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-21 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[Nice to have a bit of sympathy!]

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toadthejanitor: (concern)

Re: My crazy ex-girlfriend tortured and tried to kill me, but I still love her. AMA.

[personal profile] toadthejanitor 2015-12-21 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. That. That's painful.
Hate to say it but have you considered she might never have loved you?
kiljoy: (aka what the fuck)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-21 01:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dude, you're green. You should probably take something for that.]

Er... [Still distracted by the green. Okay.] Well, it's complicated. Thin line between love and hate and all that.

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lostandwon: (Default)

[personal profile] lostandwon 2015-12-23 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[There is a noise, a noise that brings hope to anyone who hears it. A blue box appears, and from it steps someone with a very familiar looking face]

Oh! I've been looking for you!

[The Doctor does not look happy]

I don't know what you've been up to, but I suggest you stop it. I've got people after me because they think I'm you!
kiljoy: (aka what the fuck)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2015-12-23 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[There are few things weirder than witnessing a blue police box materializing out of thin air, followed by the appearance of a man who could be your actual twin. Same face, same voice, even a similar taste in sharp suits. For a moment Kilgrave just stares. Then he shakes his head.]

Well, I'm not surprised. Who are you?

[Like... what the fuck.]

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