keysmashwastaken ([personal profile] keysmashwastaken) wrote in [community profile] fortanon2015-12-20 08:43 pm

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Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!

Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.

Here are some examples:
  • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
  • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
  • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
  • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
  • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
  • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.
emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830807)

Emperor of an entire galaxy and master manipulator, AMA

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-20 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Warning, Anyone who asks him about not foreseeing the Ewoks gets electrocuted.]
girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-20 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[...] Um, sorry, no idea who you are
emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830778)

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-20 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, but the Force is strong in this girl. Such unripened potential begging to be picked...

I am one who could show you, your destiny if you wish...
girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-20 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I have a master.

[Plus you feel Force creepy, man]
emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830796)

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-20 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
One who is a failure... Who will never let you realize the full power of the Force and all you could do with it...
girlandherstaff: (saddness)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-20 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
My master tells me of both sides of the Force, and what each can do. The dark side isn't for me.
emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830767)

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-20 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you will never been able to truly defeat Kylo Ren. He will easily surpass you in time.
girlandherstaff: (fear)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-20 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I beat him twice. Without training. [She's not bragging, her voice is serious] I don't plan to let anyone I care about fall because of him.

(Anonymous) 2015-12-20 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Is asking about the Emperor's secret volumes of poetry for his lost love Sora permissible?]
darthvaderfanboy: (Blackest eyes)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-20 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[OMG it's Darth Sidious! He's face to face with an actual Sith Lord. This is a moment long worth remembering.]

How do I resist the call towards the light?

emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830779)

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-20 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You already taken the first step with the death of your father. Remember the hate you bear towards your mother and uncle and keep it burning strong... Once you strike them down, all your ties to the light will be severed and you shall become a true Master of the Dark Side.
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2015-12-21 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
I will do my best, sir. [Is sir a proper title for an Emperor? He's sure Hux would know.] Once Luke Skywalker is dead, the Jedi shall truly be no more and the Dark Side will consume the galaxy.
boostedfailure: (No Mask "Erm?")

[personal profile] boostedfailure 2015-12-20 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't a bunch of teddy bears kick up your super space thingy? The golf ball of doom or something.
emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830795)

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-20 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[And you get blasted by Force Lighting as an answer. You were warned.]
boostedfailure: (Dumb Grin)

[personal profile] boostedfailure 2015-12-20 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[Booster just blinks as his suit's barrier comes up]

This would be a really bad time to tell you that this suit is insulated against electricity, right?

I mean, if you DID loose against Teddy bears it is ok, I mean not everyone is invited to their picnic, you know.
galactic_emo_kid: (The Dark Side)

[personal profile] galactic_emo_kid 2015-12-21 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me how to surpass him; how to become what this galaxy needs.
emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830778)

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-21 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Severing the ties of blood that hold you back and bring hesitation and doubt. Only by ridding yourself of your past, will you finally be free of weak sentimentality to do what must be necessary.
Edited 2015-12-21 02:32 (UTC)
galactic_emo_kid: (The Vastness of Space)

[personal profile] galactic_emo_kid 2015-12-21 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Listening, she nods every so often, in complete agreement with the Emperor. For who would ever disagree with him?] I am doing everything in my power to find Skywalker. Soon my old teacher will be nothing more than a distant memory. And with his death will come the death of the Jedi. No more will they plague us.

[For surely her Uncle is the tie he speaks of.]

(Anonymous) 2015-12-21 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
I have a rival that's several times more powerful than me. I want to bring her down, preferably steal her power while I'm at it.
emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830802)

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Does she have any vulnerabilities.... any emotional weakness that can be exploited?

(Anonymous) 2015-12-21 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
There's that kitsune she's so fond of...
emperor_of_the_darkness: (pic#9830776)

[personal profile] emperor_of_the_darkness 2015-12-21 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
Then it's quite a simple matter. Capture him and force her to give up her life in exchange for her love's.