keysmashwastaken ([personal profile] keysmashwastaken) wrote in [community profile] fortanon2015-12-20 08:43 pm

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Ask Me Anything!

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Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


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xwingpoetry: (Default)

I'm the best pilot of the Resistance and my best friend is a soccer ball droid. AMA.

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-20 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[If you haven't seen the movie yet... stay away. Spoilers ahead!]
girlandherstaff: (amazement)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-20 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
So, what's better. A X-Wing or the Falcon?
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-20 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Rey. You sure you want to ask the Resistance's best X-Wing pilot a question like that?
girlandherstaff: (weapon)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-21 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it is ask you anything

[Hanging out with the Wookie has given her some cheek]
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He shrugs a shoulder lightly, all nonchalant and casual.] Actually, I kinda liked flying that TIE Fighter with Finn.

Before we got shot down and crashed, obviously.
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girlandherstaff: (scavenger)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-21 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
How does a TIE Fighter handle? [She's curious] I've wanted to try one, but once they crash, they're pretty much just good for scrap.
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they can definitely move, and they're maneuverable, especially in dogfights. And they're a far cry from the standard TIEs the Empire used. Their deflector shields can take a few more hits.

But it's nothing a commander of the Resistance's Starfighter Corps can't handle.

Edited 2015-12-21 01:50 (UTC)
girlandherstaff: (resignation)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-21 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[She nods, looking interested]

Any drags on turning?
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
A little, maybe? More than my X-Wing.

It helped me get a better understanding what these TIE fighter pilots have to handle in a fight.
girlandherstaff: (amazement)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-21 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Guess it would.

Anything that gave you a clue why they crash so easily?
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Other than the fact the Resistance has better pilots?

[Meaning him, yes, but also his squadron. He's like a proud papa.]

Well uh, Finn and I... we kinda got into an argument over landing on Jakku. We lost our focus, and one direct hit from a Star Destroyer was more than enough to take us down.

But their shielding is still a big weakness for them.
girlandherstaff: (tears)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-21 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, we know you're the hot shot pilot, flyboy.

Wait, why were you fighting? You and Finn are like... best friends forever?
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[He chuckles at that.] Don't worry, we were fast friends. Call it a rough patch.

Finn wanted to get as far away from that system as possible, but I had to go back for BB-8. Thanks, again, for looking after him by the way.

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aceshigh: (klick)

[personal profile] aceshigh 2015-12-21 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
X-Wings: best or not?

[Ace can blab about fighters all damn day, look out.]
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh don't mind him, he's trying to decide if you're pulling his leg or not by asking him this question.]

Yeah, if I'm the one flying it.
aceshigh: (interdict)

[personal profile] aceshigh 2015-12-21 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Note the cheeky, "totally-trolling-you" grin. He's pulling your leg, Poe.]

Yeah. They're beauties, though, aren't they? Nothing like them.
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
You could say I'm partial to them myself. Not a ship in the galaxy flies quite like an X-Wing does.
galactic_emo_kid: (The Dark Side)

[personal profile] galactic_emo_kid 2015-12-21 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Why won't you Rebel scum just die?
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[You just get a cocky smile. Overconfidence ftw.]

Sorry, that's just not in my nature.
galactic_emo_kid: (Devious)

[personal profile] galactic_emo_kid 2015-12-21 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure we could fix that.

[You're not as charming as you think you are, Dameron.]
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-21 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
History would say otherwise.

[You're not exactly his type either, Ren.]
galactic_emo_kid: (The Vastness of Space)

[personal profile] galactic_emo_kid 2015-12-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rude, Poe. And here she was thinking maybe...just maybe it could work out between the two of you. Maybe your love could bring her back to the light.

Or maybe she could chop you up into a thousand itty being pieces and send said pieces back to her mother in just as many boxes.

It's hard to say.]


History is just that. History. Things are about to change.
bluey: (Default)

[personal profile] bluey 2015-12-22 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
How do you get your hair to stay so perfect while you're flying?
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-22 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly you haven't seen my hair after I take the helmet off.

Definitely not perfect.
bluey: (giggle)

[personal profile] bluey 2015-12-22 01:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Helmet hair is the worst! That's why I never wear a helmet... just regular hats. [ He's giving some helpful advice. ]