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keet ([personal profile] keet) wrote in [community profile] fortanon2015-12-31 07:44 pm

Dare in the New Year

The Anon Dare Meme



♦ Post with your character!

♥ Go Anon and find another character.

♣ Give them a dare that involves another character on the meme.
ex: 'I dare you to challenge Haruka Nanase to a cooking contest!' • 'I dare you to steal Darth Vader's underwear!' • 'I dare you to find the shortest person you can and call them a third grader!' • 'I dare you to find someone with long hair and yank on it really hard!'

♠ Go do your own dares.
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BB-8 | Star Wars

[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-01 12:50 am (UTC)(link)

Re: BB-8 | Star Wars

(Anonymous) 2016-01-01 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Use your extreme droid cuteness to get someone to follow you off on a wild goose chase to nowhere! Act like it's super urgent!
bb8: (i'm a bit shy)

[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-01 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fiiiiine, but if someone bad happens, you're getting the blame]

Re: BB-8 | Star Wars

(Anonymous) 2016-01-01 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Find an alien who doesn't speak english and see how long you can hold a conversation with them. (Yes I mean a groot I know I saw one in here)
bb8: (me and my friends)

[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-01 01:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[BB-8 is sure Groot will be great to talk to!]
subtract: stop living a lie (I-0067)

Re: BB-8 | Star Wars

[personal profile] subtract 2016-01-01 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
I love your design! Ahhh, what a unique shape for a drone... I want to take it apart so badly...
bb8: (rolling along singing my song)

[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-01 01:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Take... apart...]

[Beg pardon, but BB-8 is just going to be rolling as fast as they can in the other direction]
subtract: you gotta lead a revolution (I-0046)

[personal profile] subtract 2016-01-02 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Add continues staring on wistfully for a good five seconds before he even realizes his 'uniquely shaped drone' is escaping.]

—Ah, w-wait! I haven't had a chance to properly examine you yet! [it'd only be just a little dismantling, honest!!!

He's not very athletic, but that's what surfing on tiny robot hoverboards is for. The chase is on.]
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[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-02 10:00 am (UTC)(link)
[FASTER, SELF, MOVE FASTER]

[personal profile] proswagonism 2016-01-01 08:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hello there, tiny adorable robot. You count as "people" as far as he's concerned, so don't mind the grey-haired guy kneeling down in front of you and planting a kiss on your little round metal head. ]

You're the cutest robot I've ever seen.
bb8: (i'm a bit shy)

[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-01 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[BB-8 tips their head, beeping in agreement. Yes, they are adorable, aren't they?]

[personal profile] proswagonism 2016-01-01 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's like everything this little bot does can't be anything but cute. Too bad it doesn't have ears, or Yu would scratch behind them. ]

You're like a round metal cat.
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[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-02 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Pats! He enjoys pats!]

[personal profile] proswagonism 2016-01-02 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He will give you all the pats, tiny robot. Here, have a few! ]
bb8: (me and my friends)

[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-02 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[And in return you will receive beeps and whistling that is clearly a sign of YES THIS IS GOOD]

[personal profile] proswagonism 2016-01-03 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ This is beyond cute, my goodness. Can he social link a robot? Is that a thing? Minato did it... ]

I know some people who would go crazy over you.
bb8: (rey is nice i like her)

[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-03 12:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[A series of beeps and whistles that translate as: "Really?"]

[personal profile] proswagonism 2016-01-04 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ He nods. Does Yu actually understand droid, or is he making some wild guesses? Probably the latter, but you never know. ]

My cousin isn't much bigger than you. I think she'd really think you're fun and cute.
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[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-04 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[More happy beeps. BB-8 would like to meet someone around their height]
mettacrusher: tumblr - feredir (don't hate me because i'm the best)

[personal profile] mettacrusher 2016-01-01 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
GOOOOD MORNING, FORTANON! AND GOOD MORNING TO YOU, FELLOW ROBOT! YOU, MY DEAR, HAPPEN TO BE IN LUCK. FOR YOU SEE...

YOU'RE OUR FIRST INTERVIEW OF THE DAY!!

[He has a microphone and he's pushing it toward the smaller, rounder robot.]

AS A METAL, GEOMETRIC SHAPE, YOU MUST BE GETTING A LOT OF LOVE HERE AT FORTANON SQUARE. TELL ME (AND OUR AUDIENCE): HOW DO YOU THINK THE CROWD'S BEEN TREATING YOU TONIGHT?
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[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-02 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
[There are a lot of beeps and boops. Which basically translate as "...Don't you have other things to be doing than interviewing people? There's a whole First Order to deal with!"]
mettacrusher: tumblr - feredir (don't hate me because i'm the champion)

[personal profile] mettacrusher 2016-01-02 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Somehow, MTT understands. Can robots all speak the same language? Well, that's a question for SCIENCE, not an idol.]

GORGEOUS, THE ONLY THING I NEED TO CARE ABOUT IS OUR VIEWERS. AND THEY'RE CRAVING TO KNOW HOW YOU'RE DOING! SO LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP, SHALL WE?

HAVING FUN IN TONIGHT'S MEME?
bb8: (i'm a bit shy)

[personal profile] bb8 2016-01-02 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

["Well, I was dared to lie to a Jedi Master, someone wants to open me up to 'examine' me and I'm being interviewed for some odd reason. Oh, but I did get a flower crown made for me. See, I'm wearing it now. I'm never taking it off. It is mine"]