skateboard: (Default)
skateboard ([personal profile] skateboard) wrote in [community profile] fortanon2016-01-02 08:17 pm

Ask Me Anything!


Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!


Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.


Here are some examples:
  • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
  • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
  • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
  • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
  • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
  • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

Goal in life: to murder my family. AMA

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-03 03:45 am (UTC)(link)

(Anonymous) 2016-01-03 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
What makes you so sure that you and your master will succeed where every Sith Lord in histroy has failed?
darthvaderfanboy: (Blackest eyes)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-03 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Because every Sith Lord in history wasn't me.

(Anonymous) 2016-01-03 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
why are you so annoying? what did i do to deserve you?
darthvaderfanboy: (Seeing red)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-03 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
You know exactly what you did.

(Anonymous) 2016-01-03 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
no, i'm certain i did nothing to deserve or warrant you being around.
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-04 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
Tough. I'm not going anywhere.

Re: Goal in life: to murder my family. AMA

(Anonymous) 2016-01-03 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
...You're doing a fine job there. You know, getting beaten by a stormtrooper and an untrained girl, that was all part of the plan, right?
darthvaderfanboy: (Unmasked Screech)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-03 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
I was shot and bleeding out! I would like to see you do any better.

(Anonymous) 2016-01-03 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
So... did your uncle ever actually tell you about his father?
darthvaderfanboy: (Emoboi)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-03 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
I know all that I need to.

(Anonymous) 2016-01-03 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
That kinda sounds like a "no", not gonna lie.
darthvaderfanboy: (Listening to Evanescence)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-03 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, he told me about his rise and fall. Luke skipped the part where he was seduced back to the Light Side.
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-04 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no. It's his tiny conscience come to bother him again.]

You can't stop me. You couldn't save him and you won't be able to save Luke either.
girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2016-01-04 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[And she looks... pained]

I might not have been able to save him, but I won't just let it happen again without fighting to make sure it doesn't.

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(Anonymous) 2016-01-03 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that is one way you surpass Darth Vader, then.
darthvaderfanboy: (In charge)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-04 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
I choose to take that as a compliment.

(Anonymous) 2016-01-05 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
It's really not.

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kiljoy: (aka grab a sharpie)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2016-01-03 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we've all been there. Er, why are you wearing a mask?

[Disfigurement? Misplaced sense of cool? Really late for Halloween?]
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-04 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
[It's about time someone understands that homicide is the only answer to dysfunctional families.]

It's a symbol of devotion to the greatest Sith Lord that ever lived.
kiljoy: (aka nothing on the telly)

[personal profile] kiljoy 2016-01-04 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
...Who?

[Sith Lord? Oh... he's in a cult. That explains the mask. People in cults are so weird.]

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deepseated: <user name="vertigo" site="insanejournal.com"> ({LA} 53)

[personal profile] deepseated 2016-01-04 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Favorite color. [ And if you say "black" she might have to hit you. ]
darthvaderfanboy: (Default)

[personal profile] darthvaderfanboy 2016-01-06 02:57 am (UTC)(link)

[She's got a look in her eye that makes him wary to answer. Still, without a trace of irony, he answers:]

.....Black.

deepseated: <user name="vertigo" site="insanejournal.com"> ({LA} 64)

[personal profile] deepseated 2016-01-06 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ To be fair when does she not have a look in her eye? In this case common sense - or what passes for it - is tossed merrily by the wayside as she regards him, mouth opening to accuse: ]

Liar!

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