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skateboard ([personal profile] skateboard) wrote in [community profile] fortanon2016-03-30 06:23 pm

Ask Me Anything!

Ask Me Anything!

Everyone has their own story, whether they're the protagonist or some measly side character, and people want to hear yours!

Just post a description of yourself in the title and let those crazy anons ask you questions.

Here are some examples:
  • Ask a MgRonald's cashier!
  • Ask someone who studies Titans for a living anything.
  • Everyone ships me with my best friend, AMA. (also, help)
  • My life revolves around pitting animals against each other, ask me about Pokemon.
  • I met Goku in a meme once, AMA.
  • Ask a guy who gets 10 minutes of screentime.
worldstiniestviolin: (Default)

Amazingly brilliant detective, if I do say so myself. Ask if you must

[personal profile] worldstiniestviolin 2016-03-30 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
logicals: ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ᴄʀᴏssɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴇᴛ. (⊱    Wɪᴛʜ ɴᴏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴇʟsᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ!)

[personal profile] logicals 2016-03-30 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
How can you be a brilliant detective? You're a mouse. Most clues are bigger than you.

[ A talking mouse.

He'll keep this dealer. This is some good shit. ]
worldstiniestviolin: (puffing away angrily)

[personal profile] worldstiniestviolin 2016-03-30 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Typical. Humans are so quick to believe that only they can experience criminal cases deserving of true interest and proper genius.
logicals: (⊱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴘ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ)

[personal profile] logicals 2016-03-30 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look at that tiny pipe, though. ]

So you're a proper genius.

[ Paraphrasing because he's having trouble taking this mouse seriously. He could be the most intelligent mouse in the entire world - it's just not going to be on his level. Sorry little mouse, but he has much more grey matter to spare. Your tiny little head can only fit so much in it. ]
worldstiniestviolin: (in need of deeper thought)

[personal profile] worldstiniestviolin 2016-03-30 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Sir, I have an IQ higher of that than many of the human who proclaim to be geniuses. I have foiled many a crime, including what was a technically perfect plot to steal the crown jewels. I am tell from the smell that you have indulged in several illegal narcotics this evening, two of which are new creations purchase in the South Docks area. [His nose twitches a little] I would advise against purchasing from there in the future.
logicals: (⊱ ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ ғᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴜsᴇʟᴇss)

[personal profile] logicals 2016-03-31 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ ok, but consider this: he's bigger. And he's going to scoop down and pick Basil up by the hunches of his coat with a vaguely displeased expression.

You might be able to smell better than he can, fine. And maybe you have deductive reasoning, sure. But you're still a mouse, and you're oh so much smaller than he is. Hi, by the way, he's just going to hold you up in front of his face. If you're lucky, he might even deposit Basil into his hand (but that's only if he behaves). ]

South West, actually. Can't you see the mud?

[ There, splashed along his instep - do keep up, Basil, they haven't got all day.

Oh. Oh, and then it dawns on him, the tiny deerstalker prompting a somewhat visceral reaction. ]

Hold on, are you supposed to be me as a mouse?
worldstiniestviolin: (puffing away angrily)

[personal profile] worldstiniestviolin 2016-03-31 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I can assure you that the narcotics you purchased were mixed in the South Docks area. And cut with a substance that would be providing that interesting rush to the head you will have no doubt experienced. Again: avoiding purchasing in the future, it is not the best mix.

[Oh he is not happy at being lifted, and he folds his arms]

I beg your pardon, sir, but I am Basil, of Baker Street. I am no one other than myself.
logicals: (⊱ ᴏʜ ᴡʜʏ ᴄᴀɴ I ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴǫᴜᴇʀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ?)

[personal profile] logicals 2016-03-31 12:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Something new within a sea of mediocrity. Yes, fine, you're right, but you're still a talking mouse.

[ And he's still not entirely sure that the drugs aren't to blame, so he's just- going to frown as he holds him up close to his face. ]

... Where in Baker Street? I am Sherlock Holmes, of 221b Baker Street. I am no one other than myself.

[ listen here u lil shit if u live in my flat we are about to have WORDS. ]
worldstiniestviolin: (in need of deeper thought)

[personal profile] worldstiniestviolin 2016-03-31 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Humans are not the only beings capable of speech, but they do seem to be the most dense, and wildly ignorant.

[Basil is look very unimpressed]

So you are the lout crashing about at all hours and interrupting my experiments.

(Anonymous) 2016-04-01 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Where would you go on vacation?
worldstiniestviolin: (being brilliant appreciate me)

[personal profile] worldstiniestviolin 2016-04-01 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure I don't know.